The offices of HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS
If you’ve been surfing the web hoping to find an enjoyable, preferably low-budget, commercial that would offer you a solution to a mythical infestation, then search no more!
Not only have we found someone who thinks you’re not completely insane, but we’ve found a trusted pair of siblings that have been ridding the world of WITCHES for years. You’ll be dialing 1-855-NO-BRUJA the second you finish watching this ad, especially if you want your witches removed in the most action-packed, hilarious and bilingual way possible.
Feast your eyes as our two Hispanic spokesmen tell you about the services that the legendary witch hunters HANSEL & GRETEL have to offer… like how they helped the not-at-all-famous Mario Lopez turn the witch haunting his family into a new soccer ball.
Results like this is what you can expect from the #1 authority in Witch Hunting. So put an end to your irrational fear of witches in just ONE MINUTE when Sabado and Domingo (whose favorite day of the week is actually Wednesday) explain to you the wonderful wonders of HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS!
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Text: “Bruja” to 43549